Valentine’s Day has come and gone but you still have the opportunity to fall in LOVE with the OneSystem 1-Year Compliance Plan. We’re sure we’ll win your heart with our sweet deal of $19.95 off the OneSystem all month long. By next Valentine’s Day, you’ll be writing your own sonnet about painless compliance!
Oh, OneSystem, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee all day and month and year
That I don’t worry about compliance.
For the end of constant mandatory labor law revisions and hassles,
I love thee to the level of every workday’s
most mundane task under recessed and fluorescent lighting.
I love thee as freely as my fellow workers strive for Casual Friday;
I love thee purely, more so after the 2nd postponement of the NLRA
I love thee with the same passion I show
In renewing every year, and avoiding pesky poster solicitations.
I love thee, OneSystem, with a renewed love
After I saved $19.95 this month — I love thee with all the OSHA updates,
Minimum wage increases, Workers Comp revisions, of all my days of work! — and, especially
I shall love thee more every year with your gift of priceless peace of mind!
(With thanks and apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning)
You + OneSystem = L♥VE